Office by Alex Penny
Karkat rp blog my friend and I wanted to do together. My main blog is here dr-epicfornow.tumblr.com
The first step of getting into the Homestuck fandom is hating Homestuck
The second step of getting into the Homestuck fandom is reading Homestuck
The third step of getting into the Homestuck fandom is giving up and thinking it’s stupid
The fourth step of getting into the Homestuck fandom is by trying to read it again
The fifth step of getting into the Hom- HOLY FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
This is terrifyingly accurate.
(via stuckwithhomestuck)
homestuck a/u where bro and mom raised different kids
rose strider (knitted sword sheath and bonus pigtails because lets face it if dirk got his hands on being responsible for a little blonde girl he’d start channeling ‘suckerpunch’ as soon as he could) and dave lalonde (ironic prep school outfit and he still has the glasses john !harley! gave him)
omg this is so cute - look at Rose!!! ºuº
Two seconds after this they each take two of her limbs and sling her into the cuttlefish tank. She shrieks and whines at them and drips on everything they love.
They spend the evening huddled next to the drier and grumping.
True love.
(via eridans-boobs)
Davesprite
Requested by: shianneurami
(Source: axerro, via sassy-gay-karkat)
GT: Oh what the devil was that phrase again…..
GT: Hmm…
GT: Yolo?
ASDF
CAN’T FUNCTION
jake is the most kawaii jake lol
(via 2ollux2dick)
I WISH uuUU WAS REVEALED ALREADY JUST SO I COULD DRAW ACCURATE FANART OF THEM
cute update tho
(via jakeenglish)
SpaceCockBeatDown
cock-dwellers
stupidcock
anticockgirlabs
;;; )
cockexploder
punctualascock
stridercock
cockcolada
hmmmm
both have their merits!
Bloody-cock
thepageofcock
thebestcockever… I have all of you beat
(Source: supaspicy)
(Source: remonrime, via gabberstag)
the name’s Sawtooth and I’m here to fuck shit up and drop sick rhymes
is today is dumb doodle day or something cuz honestly i cant stop drawing dumb things
(via gabberstag)
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]
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OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY
OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW
THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW
JIG YOU EVER SAW
JIGSAW
yes
good
PORNOGRAPHY
mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES
HOLY FUCK THAT’S A GREAT VOICE
(via snow-in-august)
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked
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am i late to the party guys? guys? …hello?
reboobing myself because i can
(via dirkgrayson)
